Adulting for lady bits- masturbating to the next level

Mur Eva
Jun 25, 2024
3 min read

Updated: Jul 26, 2024

Y’all for real. I think I’m finally growing up. Probably not but maybe my silliness can help you along in your journey to joy and a happy clit.

For months now I’ve wanted to find someone who fits me in all the ways; sexually, personally, morally, etc. I’ve been on dating sites and been on too many first dates. Thinking if I meet enough frogs I will meet sometime who is my normal. I dated a nut for 5 days and realized I do not want to manage anyone else, that even though my life isn’t the ‘norm’ that it’s great and I’m going to keep it that way. Looking around I cut my living space in half and designed the space to make me happy. I literally made the space just for me and I love it. So I’m back to Mr. Cunnylingus whose company I enjoy on a few levels. I’m not his emergency contact or have to share space with him but can get my physical touch and sex that I need while getting a bunch of laughs and silly conversation.

With all of that being said I have become the master of my domain with 3 toys I cannot get enough of. All 3 vibrate!

First the tongue I start slow with this by itself. Teasing my clit with a circular motion until I’m relaxed and starting to drip. Then I get more direct going from the top and going down to graze my hole. Do this until I’m breathing heavily and feel like I can’t take enough. At this point I’m ready for a level 2 relaxing and wonderful orgasm. Once she is poised and dripping I lay the still vibrating tongue on my mons pubis resting above my baby bean.

Now it’s time for the second toy and surprise surprise it’s a pretty standard average cock sized vibrator with a bit of a curve . I’m able to hit my g spot and turn it to different angles. I turn the curve on and get to pumping leaving the tongue in its place until I climax using the curve alone. This orgasm is a bit better than the first 2, probably a 4 on the 1-10 scale. Once that occurs it becomes a two hand job. Pumping with one hand and circling and teasing with the other until I can’t stand it and have to squirt. I remove the curve and tongue by moving them up my body letting both press on my bean and that’s when I hit a 7 and start spraying- hit my dresser today. I’m thinking about putting up a bulls eye but this isn’t about marksmanship. This is about getting the biggest and best O you can on my own and hopefully helping you on your own along the way.

So toy number 3 which honestly surprised me that I enjoy is a vibrating butt plug

that I lubricate and turn on. I start with the lube on my fingers and getting my baby balloon knot ready for the plug. Then I begin to rub the lubricated plug tip in and out slowly adding more depth as I go. I have really started to enjoy this tease and the feeling of fullness once it’s inserted.

Now it’s time to work backwards. Pumping with the vibrator until another climax where I’m teetering on an 8, pumping until I have to release. Now ladies (and gentlemen) leave the vibrator and the plug inserted and go back to work on the clit with the tongue.

I’m giving myself a lady boner writing this. I go back to two handed until I’m about to explode this orgasm goes through my entire body. The tips of my toes, top of my head and out to my fingertips. I really think I found God. When I literally can’t take more the plug flies out, I move the vibrator up to the tongue and slowly move up and boy oh boy. I almost blacked out. Was on another planet screaming 10-10-10!

This is great and fun, but I really need a person on occasion. It’s a totally different sensation and I love kissing and cuddling and fucking but if I can’t have that this method sure is a good solo journey.

I hope this description and detail helps you along your journey of self-care and joy in l moment you are experiencing.

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